ask the big black bear if he wants to go to new zealand

did he shave his head?
oh noses!

I would shave my head and move to new zealand if someone gave me 600 bucks to walk around an airport.
We should put a listing on craigslist to see if anyone with huge knockers would let us advertise for our comic on their tits.
"DDs for CP"
"Must be willing to go topless [Also must be 18]."
"Include bust shot."

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Mom always said "A life needs solid plans," but really, a life needs secret plans.

?? he's always been bald

you must be thinking of Polo Bear